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Dear Barbacoa Burrito
I've been a napkin for quite some time now. You might be surprised to learn that it is NOT always that awesome of a job. Some of the stuff i have to clean up at restaurants is pretty nasty. Most of it is processed food that has nothing in common with real, actual vegetables & meat.
I have spent time wiping up food made with scary ingredients & science-experiment names. It was the worst job I ever had. I would rather be a back-up napkin at an otameal convention. SERIOUSLY. Then I got a job at Chipotle and now life is great. I could sop up food like you all the time. Mom ( a tablecloth) told to always enjoy my work - and let me tell you, when I'm covered in your braised beef & tomato salsa? PHEW...Who could even call that work? Seriously. Later,Nap
via Chipotle bag :)
Very funny Video!!!
You and I both know that every time you're filling up your car, you see that big, red "Emergency" button on the gas pump and think to yourself, "I wonder what would happen if..." Well, thanks to the video below, you'll never have to wonder again. In this funny clip, one very curious, very dumb young man decides to hit the big, red button. Read on to see what happens next, my gentle Examiner readers...
Human beings like pressing buttons. If you've been in an Office Max recently, you've probably seen those big, obnoxious toy buttons that say things like "Git-R-Done!" or "That was easy!" whenever you press them. We hate those buttons. But for someone like the dude in the video below, a toy like that would make for one helluva belated Christmas present:
So, now you know. That's what happens when you push the big, red button on the gas pump. We like to imagine the shock and confusion the guy on the other side of the pump must have been feeling right when those fire-extinguishing jets kicked in. And you just know that dude was probably on his way to a job interview or something. Congratulations, dude in the above video: you've earned your very own "Funny Video of The Day" article and our prestigous "Jackass of The Week" award. Don't let it go to your head.
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