Dear Barbacoa Burrito

I've been a napkin for quite some time now.  You might be surprised to learn that it is NOT always that awesome of a job.  Some of the stuff i have to clean up at restaurants is pretty nasty.  Most of it is processed food that has nothing in common with real, actual vegetables & meat.

I have spent time wiping up food made with scary ingredients & science-experiment names.  It was the worst job I ever had. I would rather be a back-up napkin at an otameal convention. SERIOUSLY.  Then I got a job at Chipotle and now life is great.  I could sop up food like you all the time.  Mom ( a tablecloth) told to always enjoy my work - and let me tell you, when I'm covered in your braised beef & tomato salsa? PHEW...Who could even call that work? Seriously.

Later,

Nap

 

via Chipotle bag :)

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Jun 15, 2010
fady said...
too funny.. this was written on the bag.

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